Friday, January 12, 2007

The Poo of Yesteryear and Beyond

When I see a sentence begin with "Buried Feces Offers Clues..." I start to finish the sentence on my own with "about what Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter were thinking when they started their own sect of Baptist churches." Instead, it just so happens that the headline was really " Buried Feces Offers Clues About Authors of Dead Sea Scrolls." Of course those who don't think the Essenes had anything to do with the scrolls neglect the poo out of hand, while those who do believe the Essenes were there take it as the proof in the poo-ding (couldn't resist, sorry Bill Cosby).

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