The Onion- "Defuse the ticking time-bomb known as your child's imagination before it explodes and destroys her completely," said child-safety expert Kenneth McMillan, who advised the HHS in composing the guidelines. "New data shows a disturbing correlation between serious accidents and the ability of children to envision a world full of exciting possibility." Get the rest of the story HERE.
Anybody want to take bets on how many years it takes before the government says something like this? BTW, for anyone who hasn't read The Onion before, its fake news.