Friday, March 02, 2007
Friday's Philosophical Power
"Vicious" Virtue Ethicists
AKA: Careless Aristotle
"Spare Us" Aristotle
"Beware His Throttle" Aristotle
Weaknesses: some people think maybe he could have taught Alexander the Great a little more about diplomacy
Notes: The high quality of this product is ensured by the four causes at work in the manufacture of the toy: the plastic, the assembly line robots, the designers' creative ideas, and the profit from retail sales to spoiled children. Also, the following reasoning establishes that children will love the Aristotle action figure: All Philosophical Powers® figures are totally awesome. This toy is a Philosophical Powers® figure. Therefore, this toy is totally awesome.